Perks of dating me: we can smoke mass amounts of marijuana

Plus we can make all the food you want AND you’ll be dating a BLONDE like who doesn’t think blondes are fun? ((((:




why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everythingΒ 

and then you can be that couple that gets in everyone’s way and makes them angryΒ 

life sucks when you’re not dating me

Sounds pretty amazing to me (~: